Mood elevation

"These endorphins are not kicking in fast enough!"

Momentous life decision

"Well, now my life is fucked."

Travelling

"I am literally scared of everything."

Meditation

"Why can't I fucking relax?!"

Flu Season

"I'm sure I'll be protected by this flimsy yet fabulous raincoat."

On the tram

Listening to "Common People" and getting angry about the government.

All the feelings

"I never seem to be getting anywhere."

Damn you religion!

"Stop trying to tempt me with your delicious trinkets."

Oh god no!

"Why do we have to go to the mall?"

Not enough time in the day

"Damn! If I could cut out sleeping I could get about 40% more done."

Scenic Driving

"I'm driving up a mountain and I'm too terrified to look out the window."

Single on Valentine's Day

"I am going to watch so much QI tonight."

Saving the environment

One wet towel at a time.

Emotional eating

That season finale was brutal.