Give up

In the warmer months it becomes impossible to hide the marks of clumsiness.

Poor thing

Who knew that a dog could give you lesson in female anatomy!

Indecent budgeting

For 70% off it's worth risking a wardrobe malfunction.

The devastating realisation

"I only have book smarts!"

The bright side of illness

"I feel terrible, but I might lose some weight."

Quick iron

This is not a very effective method, but at least its an attempt.

Bloody hot!

"Wasn't I meant to do something...."