Christmas in Retail

"These objects are too oddly shaped to be wrapped together!"

Too old for this shit.....

"Not another encore!"

Trick or treat

"Take that luxury car!"

The day after working out

"Please kill me...."

Bizarre Confidence

"I'm a terrible driver, but I'm still better than 95% of drivers out on the roads."

Dirty dishes

"My failure to clean this pan mirrors my failure at life."

Locked out, 10am

"I'm in pajamas and no one comes home until after 5."

Unnoticed inappropriate work attire

"Can I get you anything else?"

How the real world sees you..

"I did an contemporary arts degree."

Embarrassing accident...

Thank god for hand mirrors!

When times get rough...

...just be thankful that you're no longer a teenager.

It's the little things that will kill you

"Why?! God! Why?!"

30 years from now..

That burlesque career wasn't such a great idea.

Social Interaction

It's overrated.

Meat confidence

I've got a kebab, just try and stop me!

Study Session

"I ALWAYS look like this at 8am."

Outdoor cinema

What a great idea this was!

Attempt at a healthy lifestyle

"I'm on the brink of a cardiac arrest!"

Real Trooper

Dancing through the effects of gin.

The pimple that lasted 3 weeks

"Why won't you die?!"

Overly tired

That is not an escalator!

Give up

In the warmer months it becomes impossible to hide the marks of clumsiness.

Poor thing

Who knew that a dog could give you lesson in female anatomy!

Indecent budgeting

For 70% off it's worth risking a wardrobe malfunction.

The devastating realisation

"I only have book smarts!"

The bright side of illness

"I feel terrible, but I might lose some weight."

Quick iron

This is not a very effective method, but at least its an attempt.

Bloody hot!

"Wasn't I meant to do something...."