'Tis the season

To be jolly.

Sobriety smobriety

"This breeze is really turning me on."

On The Internet

"I have cheek bones."

Gas stove hazards

"I'm still beautiful....right!?"

Still got it

"I'm not enjoying this either, but I'll be damned if I admit that I'm nearly 27!" 

Bump in

"Coffee stains add to the whole effect.....right?"

For your inconvienience

Now you have to leave your house to experience "I am the Human Tornado." It's in Footscray, so you might even get mugged. 

Fat high

"I've been on a diet for three weeks, but last night I had some pork belly!"

Canberra backpackers

"Every time I roll over I feel like this bunk bed will collapse, someone in this dorm keeps farting and I feel like I really shouldn't have left my wallet in the car." 

Stress takes it's toll

"It's been a rough month."

New Year...New You

  First you cut your fringe. The next step is world domination.

Non-sexual Nudity

A totally appropriate outfit for a heatwave.