Party Starters

You don't even need music.

Dumpling Etiquette

Never wear white.

Rain

Not as sexy as Madonna made it out to be.

Achievable goals

For nearly five years the human tornado has never graduated from the slow lane.

Legs Akimbo!

Good friends push you to do things you never thought possible,
like introducing your arse to the floor.

So Cold....

This girl has a university education.

Cover your eyes children!

The human tornado can strike at any time,
like on a Saturday morning in Balaclava,
before you make it to the tram stop.
Its only Shabbat, so every one is out on the street to witness this.

Involuntary Stripping

Sometimes a spring breeze can reinvigorate the senses,
and sometimes it can rape you of your dignity.

Weather Warning

I am the human tornado, a flurry of annoying, petty, awkward moments that will engulf anyone who gets too close.