Not Quite Right

Inappropriate drunken krumping in front of a small child.

Summer in the city....

...and public transport just became even more unpleasant.

The dangers of a free buffet

You can lose all motor skills.

Digital dilemma

"WHO de-friended me!"

Miracle

Wine into a water bottle. A compact way to transport wine across town.

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman

"That star sign was written so beautifully!"

Never go out in trackies!

You will inevitably bump into the love of your life.

Subconscious fist

So angry.........for no particular reason.

Cobblestones

An old foe.

Dubious Sibling Sanity

"Don't insult me in front of the hotdogs."

Party Starters

You don't even need music.

Dumpling Etiquette

Never wear white.

Rain

Not as sexy as Madonna made it out to be.

Achievable goals

For nearly five years the human tornado has never graduated from the slow lane.

Legs Akimbo!

Good friends push you to do things you never thought possible,
like introducing your arse to the floor.

So Cold....

This girl has a university education.

Cover your eyes children!

The human tornado can strike at any time,
like on a Saturday morning in Balaclava,
before you make it to the tram stop.
Its only Shabbat, so every one is out on the street to witness this.

Involuntary Stripping

Sometimes a spring breeze can reinvigorate the senses,
and sometimes it can rape you of your dignity.

Weather Warning

I am the human tornado, a flurry of annoying, petty, awkward moments that will engulf anyone who gets too close.